I Saw Fast & Furious 6 Because I’m A Good Wife.

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Girl on the Contrary

Last Friday, I accompanied Captain Thoughtful and our very good friend, affectionately known as The Yeti, to see Fast & Furious 6. BECAUSE I’M A GOOD WIFE Y’ALL.

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Here are my thoughts.

1. Opening montage is classic. Pure cheesy gold. Or golden cheese.

2. But…whaaaaa…..????

3. You can’t take a fully intact bullet out of your own shoulder without at least a mirror. And also, probably not in that case either.

4. But. But….PHYSICS. You can’t change laws of physics. You can’t. NO.

5. Tanks aren’t that fast.

6. (Throws hands in air, shrugs shoulders, and waits patiently for next dance movie Captain Thoughtful now must accompany me to)

7. Also? Jason Statham is EVERYWHERE.

Humor pause for public service announcement. 

On the real though y’all, if you have ever been in a very bad car accident, this is probably not the movie to see. Some of you may remember…

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